I cant really go into detail about the world we stepped into last night. Its not conventional and might disturb you. So I will just say that christian has an older rich man friend who spends copious amounts of money on him, and for one night us. Yesterday aja and I met christian at the hotel he is staying at in newport. We went and hung out at fashion island got some coffee and met some very very interesting characters. Christian then invited us to go out. So we went up to this cute italian place in laguna and christians man friend bought us all dinner. Then we went back to the man friends amazing house where a limo (his limo) was parked out in the front. There we met Mark a tall thin pornstar and the "most confident bitch you will ever meet, who doesnt take shit from anyone". Then daniel..yeah not much to say about him except everytime he gave a lap dance to someone he looked like he was going to have a heartattack. then blair...another wealthy gentlemen..can i even call him that? whatever. so we all jump in the limo where the party begins. it took us an hour and half to find the club in la. which means everyone in the limo (minus jayja) was plastered due to the ridiculous amount of champagne and vodka. because of the long ride we all had to pee..so our limo driver pulls over at a mcdonalds in echo park and 7 of us pop squats in the middle of the parking lot....and the 1st encounter with cops happens. We are all laughing jump back in the car and head to santa monica blvd. We finally get there, cause a scene getting out and our man friends usher us into the club no question about money. we are talking to the security guard and he is telling us that kabamodern is there. aja christian and i LOVE kabamodern..we freak out and bolt to the stage and watch them! then we dance, buy drinks, cause drama, tell everyone how hot they there, sit in the boys bathroom on the sink and clap for all the boys peeing...ok well i was the only one that did that. then i hear that kabamodern is upstairs and i have to meet one of them who i was in love with (reminder- aja, christian, and i watched americas best dance crew religiously..and with a little liqour in me, i made them out to be fucking michael jackson..so it was a big deal). So i bolt upstairs to i guess the vip area because we had people yelling at us and i stood and professed my love to them. i was happy so i bailed back to the dance floor. drama, dancing, drinking, bathrooms, hook-ups, lesbians, blah. then after way to many very strong free drinks i decide i still want to talk to kabamodern..so i run back upstairs and i cant find them...then aja points out that they are in the middle of a circle bustin moves. we push our way to the brim of the circle and im getting all giddy because i love them. then all of a sudden i feel aja push me into the circle..im all alone and people are staring, im drunk, so what do i do?? I BUST A MOVE!!!!! all of a sudden the crowd is cheering and im dancing like a drunk white chick. it was awesome!!!! haha! omg i could have died happy. i shake jimmys hand again and we bail back down to the dance floor. well mark got into a fight (4 of them) and got kicked out. we walk outside and there are a million people and all i see is mark who is 3 feet taller than everyone in just red underwear holding his bleeding eye. hes throwing threats around to everyone and walking into the street...cops come (2nd encounter) we bail out. the drive home was like a gay music video...lots of grinding lots of black music lots of everything. aja and i were laughing so hard. we pull over at dennys pop squats again...cops come again and we make it back to laguna. i proceed to steal a bottle of champagne, a botttle of vodka, 2 packs of cigarettes, soap, and mouthwash, and christian got $100. we rushed out of the guys house and headed home. we finally got home at 5. my jeans were ripped, i questioned humanity, i took pity on everyone we met that night, i appreciated my life, and we all left with our dignity in one hand and a shitload of stuff in the other. all in all the weirdest night of my life and i do not plan on doing that again for a very very very long time.
Well i just woke up and i had the craziest dreams last night. i dreamt that we were with a bunch of people i didnt know in la or something and we had this house and we were all out on the town partying but a bunch of vampires were trying to kill us. (ive been reading way to many vampire books) but as we were hiding i ran into samantha ronson and i fell in love with her...(but now i really am in love with her =[ how am i supposed to win over lindsay lohan??) anyway...it was crazy. sam and i were all holding hands and the vampires didnt like it and no one would listen to me..and then i woke up. hahaha i have NO idea were that came from.
anyway..my life is out of control and so are my dreams. time to recover and maybe hit up starbucks. im reading the greatest book in the world so it should keep me occupied. vma party tomorrow..stoked...not stoked that britney spears was confirmed to NOT perform.
M.
ps susan if you are reading this..the whole night i was like "i cant wait to tell susie that i danced with kabamodern" hahaha
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